Coffee Loves You Back
Coffee loves you back
We’ve all experienced heartbreak.
One minute you’re skipping around town resisting the urge to belt out Beyonce's “Love on Top” (all key-changes included).
And the next minute, you hear the dreaded words “It’s not you, it’s me.” It feels like you’ve been hit by a moving vehicle and everyone around isn’t sure whether to look away or to continue watching in horror.
The unrequited love story is one that many of us know far too well.
Thankfully, coffee isn’t like that. Coffee is committed to you. Coffee will return your calls & will pick you up when you’ve had a big night. Coffee helps you move house; helps you with your uni assignments and keeps you awake through all those boring work meetings. Coffee is with you on every first date, on every road trip, on every dreaded Monday morning. Coffee is there for you when you need it most.
So just know that coffee is real love. It doesn’t get annoyed when you’re a bit needy. Or when you want to spend loads of time together. Or when you cry watching that Disney film from your childhood (Lion King was freakin’ tragic).
I’m not here to tell you that your days of heartbreak are over. I’m just here to offer you an alternative. One that is tangible and is yours for every day if you like.
So forget who you’ve matched with on Tinder.
You love coffee. And coffee loves you back.